y sub?

it’s up to you. it’s free so it won’t hurt for sure :) just give it a little try n see how u like it.

effortless gratification

get that gratification when an email cruises its way into your little inbox. now u can say you follow some indie literary stuff on substacc when in reality it’s a lotta weird jokes.

lets be friends

be in the know. every innuendo is 100% intended. there will be vulgar jokes. we will discover a parasocial relationship together. you will feel like my friend even though i don’t know u. it will be great. u wont feel so lonely.